but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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