i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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