There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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