so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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