I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I would ride that face into the sunset
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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