This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This is classic penis vs brain.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
