DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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