I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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