Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
bring money and cleavage
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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