piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I understand Curling. That high.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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