We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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