Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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