But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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