im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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