super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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