Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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