DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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