she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I cut my penus on the lid.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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