his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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