im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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