that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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