I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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