Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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