I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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