i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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