Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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