we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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