I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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