You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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