what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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