Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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