everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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