Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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