i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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