Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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