one two three fourrrrnication!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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