Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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