I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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