He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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