If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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