Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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