I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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