My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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