I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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