i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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