i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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