Grow some girl-balls and come out already
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Someone came in the potted fern
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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