her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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