Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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