Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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