I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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