What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Randomize
