if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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