bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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