If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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