She's JV to your varsity
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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