too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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